Do you know of Momus aka Nick Currie? The Scottish musician artist intellectual provocateur person who also is very hot and wears an eye patch? No worries, I’m several decades late to this game. (Despite being oft mistaken for one, I am in fact allergic to art school people. Which is odd, since my mother and brother both fall into that category, and exposed at an early age, you’d think… Anyway.) I am positively obsessed, and it has reached a pathological level. An acquaintance of mine has informed me that my obsession is following the typical progression of the disease. And that there is no cure. Because he runs a record store, I believe him. It seems I’m destined to live a life of google-stalking Nick Currie and fantasizing about piratey Scotsmen.
So, here’s something kind of perfect.