poemless. a slap in the face of public taste.

April 6, 2010

I was lost – then I was found.

Filed under: Meta — poemless @ 1:27 PM

Phrases people enter into search engines to arrive at this site:

an elitist snob can wear everyone down
beautiful smelly convict women
cat eating pie
cat in a body cast and pie
crazy dmitry rogozin
eduard limonov “russian women” lazy
femdom: woman hanged man
flavored vodka graph
fsb
how to say by me some candy in russian
i do ignore you cat
is vladislav surkov jewish
la times column “dissolve switzerland”
medvedev no you fucking can’t
mikhail in north korea
old time photos of native american women
our enemy is our laziness
putin naked
putin sexy
putin shirtless
red lipstick
russians speak like champagne bubbles
scott spires
the world capitalist system
tsarist site: http://poemless.wordpress.com
“vladimir putin” overweight
you’ve got this really wrong
шартуни али насер
тыва!

Now I know what people who work at Google are doing all day. (Looking at ridiculous searches instead of improving their algorithm so the poor soul looking for old time photos of native american women doesn’t waste her time here.) I wish I knew the culprits behind these searches. Some of them deserve a medal. And “medvedev no you fucking can’t” and “putin sexy” have gotten my hopes up that Vova’s reading my blog. ;)

8 Comments »

  1. One of the culprits is me! I’ve been googling myself to check on the distribution of my latest articles.

    Comment by Scowspi — April 7, 2010 @ 1:04 AM | Reply

    • You would not have, by chance, written any articles titled, “Russians speak like champagne bubbles,” or “How to say by me some candy in russian?” :)

      Besides, how do you know other people are not Googling you?

      Comment by poemless — April 7, 2010 @ 2:30 PM | Reply

  2. Take care of yourself. :-)

    Comment by Evgeny — April 7, 2010 @ 12:09 PM | Reply

    • This comment sounds ominous. I should take care of myself in case of what? FSB? Mikhail in North Korea? … шартуни али насер? … The world capitalist system?

      Comment by poemless — April 7, 2010 @ 2:32 PM | Reply

      • In case you are in depressed state of mind. :-)

        Comment by Evgeny — April 8, 2010 @ 1:42 AM | Reply

        • Oh I am in a depressed state of mind every day I am alive…

          Comment by poemless — April 8, 2010 @ 4:57 PM | Reply

  3. That’s a pretty funny list. Thanks!

    Comment by Sublime Oblivion — April 8, 2010 @ 12:02 AM | Reply

    • But wait! There’s more!

      russian sport throwing a stick
      multiple personality disorder cases
      nude politics

      Comment by poemless — April 8, 2010 @ 4:56 PM | Reply


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